May 2013
Anonymous asked: People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives. Be kind anyway. If you are honest, people may cheat you. Be honest anyway. If you find happiness, people may be jealous. Be happy anyway. The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough. Give...
Reasons why today is dumb
1. My parents won’t make a decision about where I’m going to college (you can already tell how ridiculous this list is going to be)
2. No one knows how to walk in hallways in public
3. I have a flat tire
4. My mother gave my brother my last pop tart this morning.
5. It was the s’mores kind
6. We’re all out of water bottles at home
7. My senior Val isn’t done...
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
snorlaxatives:
miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you perfect
my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week
me: You mean per day
scientist: What!?
me: what.
Watchvelocirhapsody:
connuh:
dootzy:
this video will make your day better
Oh my god
WE WATCHED THIS 5 TIMES IN CHEMISTRY TODAY MY TEACHER COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING
